{"id":163,"date":"2005-11-20T13:14:32","date_gmt":"2005-11-20T13:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/?p=163"},"modified":"2005-11-20T13:14:32","modified_gmt":"2005-11-20T13:14:32","slug":"the-igod","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/2005\/11\/20\/the-igod\/","title":{"rendered":"The iGod…"},"content":{"rendered":"

Following Sergio<\/a>‘s advice, I went to search for [tag]redemption[\/tag] on [tag]iGod[\/tag]<\/a>‘s website, and this was the result:<\/p>\n

Me:
\n Hello dude!
\nGod:
\nHello there. Can I help you?
\nMe:
\n So… where’s the Porsche I’ve been asking for the last 5 years?
\nGod:
\nThat’s interesting. The Porsche you have been asking for the last 5 years? Where is it?
\nMe:
\n Beats me… I’m asking you!
\nGod:
\nMe either. OK you can ask me.
\nMe:
\n I already did.
\nGod:
\nOoops I sent you the wrong question.
\nMe:
\n serious? like i didn’t noticed that
\nGod:
\nMy brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. Why didn’t you do it?
\nMe:
\n …
\nGod:
\nMy brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. Why didn’t you do it?
\nMe:
\n do you have the concept of irony?
\nGod:
\nIs there only one concept of irony?
\nMe:
\n yup
\nGod:
\nGroovy.
\nMe:
\n you are not god…
\nGod:
\nWhat makes you think I am not god?
\nMe:
\n you’re dumb
\nGod:
\nOh you are so critical.
\nMe:
\n Oh you are so dumb
\nGod:
\nDude! Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
\nMe:
\n dumb
\nGod:
\nOh you are so critical.
\nMe:
\n see what I mean?
\nGod:
\nSee the point.
\nMe:
\n nice
\nGod:
\nThank you for that remark.
\nMe:
\n so… who coded you?
\nGod:
\nPardon me? I was created by Myself.
\nMe:
\n Who’s Myself?
\nGod:
\nSome famous celebrity, right?
\n Searching…Searching…Please stand by.
\nMe:
\n seriously… who programmed you?
\nGod:
\nI am always serious. I was created by Myself.
\nMe:
\n humm.. ok
\nGod:
\nWhat’s your favorite movie? Really.
\nMe:
\n don’t run from the subject
\nGod:
\nOh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
\nMe:
\n how many lines of code?
\nGod:
\nMy download size is about 2 MB.
\nMe:
\n cool<\/p>\n

Then the site crashed and I got no response from God! Why! Why have you forsaken meeeeee….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Following Sergio‘s advice, I went to search for [tag]redemption[\/tag] on [tag]iGod[\/tag]‘s website, and this was the result: Me: Hello dude! God: Hello there. Can I help you? Me: So… where’s the Porsche I’ve been asking for the last 5 years? God: That’s interesting. The Porsche you have been asking for the last 5 years? Where […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rants"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.odrakir.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}