The iGod…
Following Sergio‘s advice, I went to search for [tag]redemption[/tag] on [tag]iGod[/tag]‘s website, and this was the result:
Me:
Hello dude!
God:
Hello there. Can I help you?
Me:
So… where’s the Porsche I’ve been asking for the last 5 years?
God:
That’s interesting. The Porsche you have been asking for the last 5 years? Where is it?
Me:
Beats me… I’m asking you!
God:
Me either. OK you can ask me.
Me:
I already did.
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
serious? like i didn’t noticed that
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. Why didn’t you do it?
Me:
…
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don’t have one for that. Why didn’t you do it?
Me:
do you have the concept of irony?
God:
Is there only one concept of irony?
Me:
yup
God:
Groovy.
Me:
you are not god…
God:
What makes you think I am not god?
Me:
you’re dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
Oh you are so dumb
God:
Dude! Message to all Robots: called me dumb.
Me:
dumb
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
see what I mean?
God:
See the point.
Me:
nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
so… who coded you?
God:
Pardon me? I was created by Myself.
Me:
Who’s Myself?
God:
Some famous celebrity, right?
Searching…Searching…Please stand by.
Me:
seriously… who programmed you?
God:
I am always serious. I was created by Myself.
Me:
humm.. ok
God:
What’s your favorite movie? Really.
Me:
don’t run from the subject
God:
Oh I am sorry I thought we were finished with that subject.
Me:
how many lines of code?
God:
My download size is about 2 MB.
Me:
cool
Then the site crashed and I got no response from God! Why! Why have you forsaken meeeeee….